http://thedzkshop.com/blog Essentials for our stylish cravings! ~ Music, art, pop culture, fashion, Portland Sun, 29 Jan 2012 05:45:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 http://thedzkshop.com/blog/news/official-hottie-alert-jessica-alba/ http://thedzkshop.com/blog/news/official-hottie-alert-jessica-alba/#comments Sat, 26 Dec 2009 19:33:40 +0000 dezak http://thedzkshop.com/blog/?p=297 Ok, we all know who Jessica Alba is, and how ungodly gorgeous she is. She has been in numerous films and magazines, and has been acclaimed to be the most beautiful woman in *fill in the blank* a few times. The reason for the alert is not to tell you who she is since most of you already know, but to alert you to the reality that she may be back on the market in the near future! I say this because many of you whom have been blinded by her beauty and have ignored the fact that she is married and has a kid, may be delighted to know that her hubbie Cash Warren is cheating with actress Lindsay Lohan! A fan of Alba myself, I don’t know why I didn’t hear the news sooner as it happened weeks ago (Tiger’s story gets all the headlines these days I guess). Soooooo, the good news is that many of you dreamers still have a fighting chance with Alba. The bad news is, even if with a divorce, you have a 0.000941% chance of actually retaining her attention for more than 5 minutes (even if you hit the lottery of meeting her). Good luck!

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