2012 Portland International Auto Show – Lamborghini Gallardo Catches Fire

The Portland International Auto Show is here in Portland right now and continues until tomorrow, January 29th from 10am to 7pm. 2012 has already brought some tragedy to exotic cars, in particular, a Lamborghini Gallardo. It’s not an adrenaline thrill seeking tragedy either, in fact, it’s quite lame…

The Portland International Auto Show isn’t exactly known as a hotbed of industry activity or product reveals. Nonetheless, there is often some attractive hardware on display, including, this year, at least one privately-owned Lamborghini Gallardo. Unfortunately, that Gallardo won’t be making the show. It caught fire.

Why, you ask? How? The answer is surprisingly stupid.

Fire marshals at the show, quite reasonably, won’t let any car enter the building with more than a quarter-tank of fuel. The Gallardo attempted to enter with an undisclosed greater amount, however, and was refused. Makes good sense so far.

That’s when the story gets stupid. Instead of figuring a way to extract the fuel from the tank, taking it for a quick 50-mile spin, or just swapping it for another Gallardo, the display staff decided it’d be a good idea to just sit in the car and rev it to redline in neutral. Not so good for the car, but, in a pinch, excusable–perhaps.

The person behind the wheel soon grew tired of the limiter-popping, however, and decided to automate the process with a piece of wood lodged between the seat and the gas pedal.

Yes, a piece of wood. After sitting idle at full song for several minutes, the completely predictable, inevitable, and foreseeable occurred: it overheated and caught fire. It was immediately loaded on a truck and removed from the scene.

Chalk up another win for idiots, another loss for exotic sports cars. [Sigh].

story from motorauthority.com

Silly Saturday – 11/26/11

A parody of the PIXAR intro.

The last reaction is hilarious because the little girl is like holy chit mang!

Silly Saturday – 11/19/11

Watch this transformation… If I were a victim, I’d go batsh*t crazy!

A colleague showed me this video for Wheel of Fortune, and I couldn’t believe it!

Came across this ridiculous video, and it made me chuckle. You have to be in the mood to enjoy it though…

How did they get there???

A lot of people in America have been complaining about how bad the economy has been over the past few years and how it’s still if not getting worse. I know a lot of people have started disliking our president. For those who have I hope you like this post.

Happy Memorial Day 2011

Happy Memorial Day everyone! Hope this video brightens your day today! It’s the Arcade Boxing Machine Fail video! ^_^

Batman is arrested!

I think it’s awesome when we have masked vigilantes, much like our Phoenix Jones here in the Northwest. However, I’m not so sure about this batman. I mean, his costume isn’t very elaborate, and he’s got pit stains… o_O Would you be intimidated by this guy if you were a criminal?? It kinda reminds me of the video clip Read about how he got arrested below.

DETROIT — A man dressed as Batman was arrested on Wednesday after police in a small Michigan town found him hanging off the side of a building and carrying concealed weapons including a baton and a can of chemical irritant spray.

Police in Petoskey, in northwest Michigan, received a call reporting that a man dressed as Batman, a comic book hero and the subject of a number of blockbuster movies, was on the roof of a building in the center of the town of about 6,000 people.

Officers found Mark Wayne Williams, 31, hanging off the western wall of the building. They pulled him back onto the roof and found he was carrying the baton, spray and a pair of lead-lined gloves.

Williams was charged with several counts of carrying concealed weapons, one count of carrying a gas-ejecting weapon and another count of creating a disturbance, said John Calabrese, public safety chief in Petoskey.

“He really didn’t offer us any explanation,” Calabrese said when asked why Williams was in costume. “Our officers did not interrogate him at any length.”

Calabrese said it was not the first time Williams has appeared in public in costume. A few years ago, he caught the attention of police by dressing as the Crow, a figure from a graphic novel.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42998822/ns/us_news-weird_news/?gt1=43001

Instant Virgin Detector!

Found these the other day, and just had a riot! Have you been guilty of the Hover Hand??