the DZK shop

Ok, we all know who Jessica Alba is, and how ungodly gorgeous she is. She has been in numerous films and magazines, and has been acclaimed to be the most beautiful woman in *fill in the blank* a few times. The reason for the alert is not to tell you who she is since most of you already know, but to alert you to the reality that she may be back on the market in the near future! I say this because many of you whom have been blinded by her beauty and have ignored the fact that she is married and has a kid, may be delighted to know that her hubbie Cash Warren is cheating with actress Lindsay Lohan! A fan of Alba myself, I don’t know why I didn’t hear the news sooner as it happened weeks ago (Tiger’s story gets all the headlines these days I guess). Soooooo, the good news is that many of you dreamers still have a fighting chance with Alba. The bad news is, even if with a divorce, you have a 0.000941% chance of actually retaining her attention for more than 5 minutes (even if you hit the lottery of meeting her). Good luck!

Yes they did! Jailbreak Toys, who also made the Barack Obama action figure, which raised nearly $10,000 for his campaign, is now coming out with ‘The Michelle’.  Always fashionable, the first lady will be available in three of her most memorable outfits.

Some of us were at a local korean shop getting our eat on when all of a sudden the table full of girls in front of us dropped their chopsticks and eyes glued to the televisions. Like a stack of dominos, our table followed suit, and then the next. Shakira’s ‘She Wolf’ video was playing and it was no doubt sex-ay! Our table was quite far from the tv, and it almost looked as though she was naked in half of the video! Guess that’s what happens when you wear a skin colored leotard hah. Shakira has some funky zombie like signature moves which add to the appeal of the video.

The video I’m sharing below is a Deeplick remix, which is hot! Hot song, hot Shakira video = lots of viewers. Stats don’t lie, the official video (non-remix) on youtube has over 10.5 million views in just 2 months. The unofficial ones still have a few million! Check out the video for yourself and see what stopped us from eating for a whole minute!

Salma Hayek, one of the most gorgeous women on tv, is bearded in the new Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant (coming out Oct. 23, 2009). Doesn’t she still look good??