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Zombies crash car on I-84 (PDX)

dezak — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 19:08:18 +0000

A car full of “zombies” was seen swerving eastbound on I-84 when it had crashed and rolled over onto its top last night around 9:30pm.

“…people who witnessed the crash initially thought the victims’ injuries were much more serious, because of the zombie costumes.”

It’s nowhere near Halloween, so I’m wondering what type of costume party these people were going to! An actual party, strange fetish, or orgy of undeads…?!? Who knows. It’s Portland, and this is one example of why you see bumper stickers everywhere saying “Keep Portland Weird!”

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38178388/ns/local_news-portland_or?Gt1=43001

“Deep Green” World Premiere in Portland June 22, 2010

dezak — Wed, 12 May 2010 01:32:32 +0000

Get your tickets now! “Deep Green” has it’s world premiere here in Portland on June 22, 2010 at the Bagdad Theater. It’s a documentary that has been in the works for over 3 years, which brings to light an urgent situation related to our ecosystem. The documentary shows us how to decrease our carbon footprint by being aware of our resources and thinking in terms of reusable energy. I had a chance to meet briefly with the Director-Writer-Producer, Matt Briggs, and he is a very positive and friendly person. His profound knowledge on the subject matter leave me with no doubt that this will be a very informative and fantastic documentary. I am pretty excited to see this and will probably grab my tickets asap!

To learn more about “Deep Green”, please visit the official Deep Green Movie Website.

Japanese job-seeker puts himself up for auction

dezak — Wed, 12 May 2010 00:48:38 +0000

It appears that Japan’s job market is somewhat distressed as ours. With the influx of laid off workers over the past few years, there is a huge applicant pool where the competition is super high. Some people are starting to be creative, much like Mr. Yu Osumi from Japan, whom puts himself up for auction on one of Japan’s biggest online auction services. His auction listing is titled “Priority Interview Rights for the Transfer of the Personal Business of ‘Yu Osumi.’”

What do people fear more than death??

dezak — Sat, 08 May 2010 17:16:00 +0000

Many common fears are heights, enclosed spaces, water, snakes, public speaking, and death. But what’s the most common fear?? Spiders! I am one of an arachnophobe myself and have been played pranks on numerous times. Remember though, “It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye.” Here is a wonderful short film called “Spider” by Nash Edgerton & David Michôd.

The Worst Possible “Date” Ever!

dezak — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 04:53:52 +0000

Because of the raunchyness of this story, it has been moved to the humor section of the forum. You can read the story here

Signs To Bring You A Smile

tuesday tony — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 15:22:32 +0000

Sign of the times in Ontario ..Sign on the back of the Honey WagonPolitical statement on the back of another Honey WagonSofa King Advertisement (Read the last line slowly)Sign on the side of an Air Conditioning Service van.Sign in subway car.Sign in Public Waiting Room.Sign outside public toilets Sign by patient customer.who didn’t wait. (Haven’t you felt like this at times?)WOW! Better observe this one!Oh! We don’t want to make them sick, do we?Ohhh! Come on, traaaiiinnnn.Great translation from human to dog lingo!Sign for the officeWarning sign for the office bully.Sign for the office ‘wiener

A very cool short video called “Pixels” by Patrick Jean

dezak — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 01:21:38 +0000

Chatroulette with Ben Folds Five

dezak — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 23:02:54 +0000

I’ve never done this chatroulette before, but thought this video was absolutely clever. Here, Ben Folds Five is performing in front of a live crowd while unsuspecting chatters connect. Very amusing, especially with the guy on the john.

Holiday in Australia

tuesday tony — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 01:33:56 +0000

YOU HAVE TO READ THIS FIRST BEFORE LOOKING AT PICTURE

Family on holiday in Australia for a week and a half when husband, wife and their 15 year old son decided to go scuba diving. The husband is in the navy and has had some scuba experience. His son wanted a picture of his mum and dad in all their gear so he got the under water camera ready to go. When it came to taking the picture the dad realized that the son looked like he was panicking as he took it and gave the ‘OK’ hand sign to see if he was all right.

The son took the picture and swam to the surface and back to the boat as quick as he could so the mum and dad followed to see if he was OK. When they got back to him he was scrambling onto the boat and absolutely panicking. When the parents asked why he said ‘there was a shark behind you.’ The dad thought he was joking but the skipper of the boat said it was true but they wouldn’t believe him. As soon as they got back to the hotel they loaded the picture onto the laptop and this is what they saw.

(Try and tell me you wouldn’t have emptied your Entire digestive system right at the point you saw it)

Would you have stayed to take the picture??
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Maybe what saved them was that the shark wasn’t hungry, they were in the water not on the surface, and there was no fear coming from them – only because they were not aware. Probably better that the kid didn’t point for them to look behind them.

Get Counted by Arowana Films, a 2010 Census PSA

dezak — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 17:31:20 +0000

This video I came across from Arowana Films is a fun quirky public service announcement for the 2010 Census. I’ve already received my census form. It only takes a few minutes to fill out, so if you receive yours, fill it out! If you know someone that needs language assistance, there is language assistance in virtually every language possible, including braille! For more information or assistance, visit the official 2010 Census site at http://2010.census.gov/2010census/