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Zombies crash car on I-84 (PDX)

dezak — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 19:08:18 +0000

A car full of “zombies” was seen swerving eastbound on I-84 when it had crashed and rolled over onto its top last night around 9:30pm.

“…people who witnessed the crash initially thought the victims’ injuries were much more serious, because of the zombie costumes.”

It’s nowhere near Halloween, so I’m wondering what type of costume party these people were going to! An actual party, strange fetish, or orgy of undeads…?!? Who knows. It’s Portland, and this is one example of why you see bumper stickers everywhere saying “Keep Portland Weird!”

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38178388/ns/local_news-portland_or?Gt1=43001

Japanese job-seeker puts himself up for auction

dezak — Wed, 12 May 2010 00:48:38 +0000

It appears that Japan’s job market is somewhat distressed as ours. With the influx of laid off workers over the past few years, there is a huge applicant pool where the competition is super high. Some people are starting to be creative, much like Mr. Yu Osumi from Japan, whom puts himself up for auction on one of Japan’s biggest online auction services. His auction listing is titled “Priority Interview Rights for the Transfer of the Personal Business of ‘Yu Osumi.’”

The Worst Possible “Date” Ever!

dezak — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 04:53:52 +0000

Because of the raunchyness of this story, it has been moved to the humor section of the forum. You can read the story here

Signs To Bring You A Smile

tuesday tony — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 15:22:32 +0000

Sign of the times in Ontario ..Sign on the back of the Honey WagonPolitical statement on the back of another Honey WagonSofa King Advertisement (Read the last line slowly)Sign on the side of an Air Conditioning Service van.Sign in subway car.Sign in Public Waiting Room.Sign outside public toilets Sign by patient customer.who didn’t wait. (Haven’t you felt like this at times?)WOW! Better observe this one!Oh! We don’t want to make them sick, do we?Ohhh! Come on, traaaiiinnnn.Great translation from human to dog lingo!Sign for the officeWarning sign for the office bully.Sign for the office ‘wiener

Chatroulette with Ben Folds Five

dezak — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 23:02:54 +0000

I’ve never done this chatroulette before, but thought this video was absolutely clever. Here, Ben Folds Five is performing in front of a live crowd while unsuspecting chatters connect. Very amusing, especially with the guy on the john.

Poreotix on America’s Best Dance Crew

dezak — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:52:32 +0000

Wowwwww. These guys are not only hilarious, but darned talented! The ending of their routine was absolutely hilarious! Now it made sense why they chose Taylor Swift’s music!

Honest Valentine’s Cards for Your Honey

dezak — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 17:49:15 +0000

Still don’t have a card for your Valentine yet? Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day, so if you haven’t gotten a card yet, try out one of these honest cards!

I Need a Favor

tuesday tony — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 03:02:44 +0000

We all know about Tiger Woods so here is a joke making fun. Hope you guys like.

Japanese Edamame Key Chain Toy

akifosheezy — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 02:10:40 +0000

it’s all too familiar right?

dezak — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 21:26:52 +0000

a chuckle a day is good for you! enjoy.