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Apr
28

Nicki Minaj ‘Starships’ vs Sophia Grace & Rosie ‘Starships’

By dezak  //  Celebrity, Cool, Funny, Music  //  No Comments

Nicki Minaj’s music video for ‘Starships’ just came out the other day. The islander vibe is pretty cool, and did you see that ba-dunk-a-dunk?? o_O Anywho, there is another version of ‘Starships’ performed by Sophia Grace and Rosie on the Ellen DeGeneres show. The girls are just way too cute.

*ding ding ding* Nicki Minaj vs Sophia Grace and Rosie!

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Sophia Grace and Rosie

Feb
11

Thumbs up for Taekwondo “Fingers” Performance

By dezak  //  Art, Cool, Funny  //  No Comments

Just saw this and had to share! Put a custom size taekwondo uniform on a hand w/ quick fingers and good motor skills, and you’ve got an entertaining video! Taekwondo fingers everybody!

Jan
28

2012 Portland International Auto Show – Lamborghini Gallardo Catches Fire

By dezak  //  Funny, News  //  No Comments

The Portland International Auto Show is here in Portland right now and continues until tomorrow, January 29th from 10am to 7pm. 2012 has already brought some tragedy to exotic cars, in particular, a Lamborghini Gallardo. It’s not an adrenaline thrill seeking tragedy either, in fact, it’s quite lame…

The Portland International Auto Show isn’t exactly known as a hotbed of industry activity or product reveals. Nonetheless, there is often some attractive hardware on display, including, this year, at least one privately-owned Lamborghini Gallardo. Unfortunately, that Gallardo won’t be making the show. It caught fire.

Why, you ask? How? The answer is surprisingly stupid.

Fire marshals at the show, quite reasonably, won’t let any car enter the building with more than a quarter-tank of fuel. The Gallardo attempted to enter with an undisclosed greater amount, however, and was refused. Makes good sense so far.

That’s when the story gets stupid. Instead of figuring a way to extract the fuel from the tank, taking it for a quick 50-mile spin, or just swapping it for another Gallardo, the display staff decided it’d be a good idea to just sit in the car and rev it to redline in neutral. Not so good for the car, but, in a pinch, excusable–perhaps.

The person behind the wheel soon grew tired of the limiter-popping, however, and decided to automate the process with a piece of wood lodged between the seat and the gas pedal.

Yes, a piece of wood. After sitting idle at full song for several minutes, the completely predictable, inevitable, and foreseeable occurred: it overheated and caught fire. It was immediately loaded on a truck and removed from the scene.

Chalk up another win for idiots, another loss for exotic sports cars. [Sigh].

story from motorauthority.com

Nov
26

Silly Saturday – 11/26/11

By dezak  //  Funny  //  1 Comment

A parody of the PIXAR intro.

The last reaction is hilarious because the little girl is like holy chit mang!

Nov
25

Black Friday = Pepper Spray in Yo Face!

By dezak  //  Funny, News  //  No Comments

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Oh the joys of Black Friday! If you like shopping, *goes into song* it’s the most, wonderful tiiiiiime, of the yearrrr! ahem. I think not! If you were in Walmart in LA and looking for an Xbox 360, you could have experienced the joy of pepper spray in yo face!!

In Los Angeles, authorities were reviewing security tapes to track down a Hispanic woman in her 30s who pepper-sprayed a crowd at a Walmart as customers swarmed for Xboxes on sale late Thursday, Los Angeles police Sergeant J. Valle said.

“They were opening a package to try to get some Xboxes from a crate and this lady pepper-sprayed a whole bunch of people in order to gain an advantage over the Xboxes,” Sgt. Valle said.

Firefighters treated and released up to 20 people injured in the incident at a Walmart in Northridge, California, authorities said. It was not known whether the woman actually purchased the Xboxes, Sgt. Valle said.

A fire department spokesman told the Los Angeles Times that 20 people were treated for injuries from the incident, many complaining of burning in their throats and skin and eye irritations.

“People started screaming, pulling and pushing each other, and then the whole area filled up with pepper spray,” Alejandra Seminario told the Times.

“I did not want to get involved. I was too scared. I just stayed in the toy aisle.”

- National Post

Nov
19

Silly Saturday – 11/19/11

By dezak  //  Funny  //  No Comments

Watch this transformation… If I were a victim, I’d go batsh*t crazy!

A colleague showed me this video for Wheel of Fortune, and I couldn’t believe it!

Came across this ridiculous video, and it made me chuckle. You have to be in the mood to enjoy it though…

Jul
10

How did they get there???

By tuesday tony  //  Funny  //  No Comments

A lot of people in America have been complaining about how bad the economy has been over the past few years and how it’s still if not getting worse. I know a lot of people have started disliking our president. For those who have I hope you like this post.

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