The Worst Possible “Date” Ever!

Because of the raunchyness of this story, it has been moved to the humor section of the forum. You can read the story here

Signs To Bring You A Smile

Sign of the times in Ontario ..Sign on the back of the Honey WagonPolitical statement on the back of another Honey WagonSofa King Advertisement (Read the last line slowly)Sign on the side of an Air Conditioning Service van.Sign in subway car.Sign in Public Waiting Room.Sign outside public toilets Sign by patient customer.who didn’t wait. (Haven’t you felt like this at times?)WOW! Better observe this one!Oh! We don’t want to make them sick, do we?Ohhh! Come on, traaaiiinnnn.Great translation from human to dog lingo!Sign for the officeWarning sign for the office bully.Sign for the office ‘wiener

A very cool short video called “Pixels” by Patrick Jean

Chatroulette with Ben Folds Five

I’ve never done this chatroulette before, but thought this video was absolutely clever. Here, Ben Folds Five is performing in front of a live crowd while unsuspecting chatters connect. Very amusing, especially with the guy on the john.

Holiday in Australia

YOU HAVE TO READ THIS FIRST BEFORE LOOKING AT PICTURE

Family on holiday in Australia for a week and a half when husband, wife and their 15 year old son decided to go scuba diving. The husband is in the navy and has had some scuba experience. His son wanted a picture of his mum and dad in all their gear so he got the under water camera ready to go. When it came to taking the picture the dad realized that the son looked like he was panicking as he took it and gave the ‘OK’ hand sign to see if he was all right.

The son took the picture and swam to the surface and back to the boat as quick as he could so the mum and dad followed to see if he was OK. When they got back to him he was scrambling onto the boat and absolutely panicking. When the parents asked why he said ‘there was a shark behind you.’ The dad thought he was joking but the skipper of the boat said it was true but they wouldn’t believe him. As soon as they got back to the hotel they loaded the picture onto the laptop and this is what they saw.

(Try and tell me you wouldn’t have emptied your Entire digestive system right at the point you saw it)

Would you have stayed to take the picture??
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Maybe what saved them was that the shark wasn’t hungry, they were in the water not on the surface, and there was no fear coming from them – only because they were not aware. Probably better that the kid didn’t point for them to look behind them.